Julia Allison crashes SXSW, explains it all

Professional funnylady and amateur gossip Heather Gold just invited Julia Allison, professional gossip and amateur tech event crasher, onto her panel on — ha, ha — Gossip. "Explain to Shaila [Dewan, New York Times correspondent] what you do again," asks Heather, "since her coverage is of real disasters and not the Internet." Her response?

Julia Allison crashes SXSW, explains it all

Provided by an audience member: "How much did you pay Julia, Owen, to come up here and make Valleywag more sympathetic?"

Update: The audience is now actually liveblogging our liveblogging. We stand by our "slutty, cheap" headline about her panel crashing, including the photo accompanying of the official SXSWi admittance badge hanging around her neck.
As for the rest of the crowd?

Julia Allison crashes SXSW, explains it all

Six Apart's Anil Dash thinks it's all of our fucking faults.

Julia Allison crashes SXSW, explains it all


Lane Becker of Get Satisfaction says "this was the best SXSW panel ever" —

Julia Allison crashes SXSW, explains it all


— and then thanks Valleywag emeritus Nick "Leave Julia Alone!" Douglas for running that hot tub photo years back.