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The new "Kilroy was here" tag among U.S. troops involves Chuck Norris, Reuters reports. He's become something of a folk hero: "A small cardboard shrine is dedicated to Norris at a U.S. military helicopter hub in Baghdad, and comments lauding the manliness and virility of the actor have been left on toilet walls across Iraq and even in neighboring Kuwait." One tag reads, "Chuck Norris divides by zero." Well, it's literally a hellish war zone over there, so whatever keeps you sane (and pups safe), you know? [Reuters]
Chuck Norris Was Just Here
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11:06 AM on Mon Mar 10 2008
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Chuck Norris comments on Gawker.
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What Chuck Norris really wants to do is direct.
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Chuck Norris's milk doesn't curdle.
@In Other News...:
...do you have a list or something you've been hording?
Chuck Norris discovered Atlantis, and sank it before they could accurately map it out.
Chuck Norris runs with safety scissors.
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@In Other News...: It's early to be drinking, or did you not get to bed yet?
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@ILovePuppies: hi!
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@In Other News...:
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@In Other News...: Bullshit. Chuck Norris does nothing inadvertently. That 'pop' was for you.
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