The brunette is the hottest one. Now back to Spitzer...

Is the girl in the pleather dress still stuck to that couch? I'll be right over!

@fiveinchtaint: Yerp, agreed.

If we're lucky, the new season will consist of nothing but Heidi's music video playing on a continual loop.

@fiveinchtaint: That being said, I don't think there's a girl on that show I wouldn't either fuck or hate fuck.

@fiveinchtaint: @CodePink: Really, she's so overly-fake-tanned and verging on pruney. I think Whitney's features are exquisite. LC is eh. Heidi, uhm... well, I guess the cans were worth every penny! She looks horrible in that dress though. Who is that supposed to fit?

Is it good or bad that I can't tell if this is a reality show?

I still chuckle when I think of this [pretend I know how to put a link to Richard's comment comparing Whitney to Alexis Arquette].

@CaptainFantastic: I think it's gad.

I have to say, this clip was faker than usual. They should switch to hand puppets. Save on production costs.

@CaptainFantastic: Exactly.

I recently discussed The Hills with a friend of mine - she loves it; I think it's about 10 minutes of dialogue interspersed into shots of expensive cars and clothing stores. She said the beauty of the show is that it makes small talk into high art. High art!

@SneakingThroughTheAlleyWithLalley: I've never watched the show, and am judging based solely on the included photo. You may be right. Is Whitney the one on the right? If she had a military rank, it would be Major Boobs. Party on Wayne!

@fiveinchtaint: hahahah
yessiree

just in time to make me forget about "the wire" being off air forever. praise xenu

@PimpMyCouch: This reminds me of the commentary on "Showgirls", by a very funny man named David Schmader. He says of one scene, "It's like it was written by a brain-dead Harold Pinter; the subtext is utterly fascinating. And then you realize: there is no subtext."

Oh, Whitney's backhanded comforts are sooo delightful!!

Spencer is totes Client Number Nine.

Let me get that hair out of your horns.

What about their diamond ratings?

Whitney brushing LC's hair out of her eyes was so tender. That moment combined with the post-vom-in-tv-special-about-bulimic-gymnasts twinkly bell music got me a little choked up.

the fact that they got all 4 of them in that picture ruins any semblance of reality they still had going. That being said, I can't wait for the new season. In my defense... I always tivo and skip any parts with spencer or heidi, because they make me want to step on puppies in stilettos. And not in a good way.

@izzodee544: actually heidi's pic was taken separately and photoshopped in. and yes, i think it would be appropriate if i was stoned for knowing that piece of information

@izzodee544: Oh I think that Spencer is a hoot! Never fails to make me laugh.

Wasn't she only in Paris for like a week?