In Which Eliot Spitzer Does Something He Shouldn't — With a Lady!
- Spitzer paid to see a lady and he's sorry. He said so on the TV.
- Who else has done bad things with fast girls? Everyone, pretty much.
- Will his wife handle the news with stoic grace, as is the custom?
- If not, at least she can retreat to their eco-friendly Governor's Mansion. It's "green."
- Unless he resigns? Which he shouldn't.
- Is this the tryst-hotel room? Omg omg omg.
- Hillary Clinton is taking back all the nice things she said about him.
- Need informed cocktail party chatter? Here it is. Now don't you get caught doing whatever bad things you're doing!