Stalker spotted A-Ol at some dance thingy and managed to trash her and follow it up with a swift compliment. Pretty ambivalent, which is generally how I feel about Les Olsens, too. I can't tell if they're pretty, or if I'm just used to their faces, having grown up watching Michelle Tanner and all those awful mystery-adventure series videos that relatives would buy me, even though I was clearly too old for the genre. Sighting after the jump.

last night at the american museum of natural history winter dance: trollsen twin trashley (try saying that 5 times fast) in the bathroom, sharing a cigarette with an unidentified french woman. wearing, obviously, about five dead animals and 6 inch heels. she's pretty.

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