Dress Your Family In Navy And Despair

[Eliot Spitzer, who used to be the governor of New York but then got a blowjob or something, and wife Silda at his resignation press conference today; image via AP]

AndIAmTellingYou's new line beats the original, Woman Stares Off, Wonders If She Maybe Should Have Said "Yes" When Barry, Her First Boyfriend, Proposed On That Rainy Day Back in College.