Hey, remember how Scarlett Johansson was auctioning herself off for charity? The bidding ended yesterday and someone paid FORTY THOUSAND DOLLARS for the opportunity to go to the He's Just Not That Into You premiere, ride in a car that's longer than other cars and is therefore fancy, and meet the busty, hoarse-voiced actress. Though this person, whose cryptic, asexual eBay name is Bossnour, lives in England so they probably just threw, what, like three pence into PayPal and that was that. Bossnour, if you are out there somewhere, reading this: Please let us know how this goes when it goes. Did she touch you? Did you touch her? Was it awkward? Can I have $40,000? [Showbiz Spy]

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