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He's back on the web! You might know the scruffster for his music (Love Is Hell), but you might also know him from his entertaining oversharey Internet exploits! Exhibit 1: sending us a poem for ex-girlfriend, writer Jessica Joffe, after she blocked his email. Exhibit 2: Making multiple YouTube videos about said breakup. Now that he's back, we hope to read his delightfully unedited thoughts for a long, long time. To wit: "If only I had the lack of self respect to just bury myself in some nagging bosom in the bowels of the Beatrice Inn." Oh, yeah? Also, his "mega-talented thespian pal Park" gave him a drum.
there must be a way to write these things for others to see and still feel nobility and a sense of self unaffected by the eyes of the world.There sort of isn't, though. Unfortunately.
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I was hoping he died. As he lived: in mediocrity.
Sooo, Ryan Adams is back on the web/speedballs?
Did he ever follow up that song from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves ?
Hot damn! Relationships and politics seem to be good fodder for song material.
hey look at me! i'm sleeping on a box of cheese its!
His music is so vanilla. Just blandly baddish. Not quite bad, but- baddish.
Oh My God, Whatever, Et Cetera...
@mitchel_stevens: He released something after "Run to You"? (great bad song, btw).
Ryan honey. Bosoms don't nag. Much of the rest of the girly body can, yes, but I swear bosoms don't. They may sulk, though.
@TheHonJudgeSmails:
i always sort of wondered what happened to him--especially after how awesomely epic this video was.
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like, "I'm walking around. In the woods. CROONING. Fuck, I'm hot. Here's a video of Kevin Costner and Hans Gruber in period clothing."
Holy crap. I can't believe Ryan Adams has a tumblr.
Oh wait, I can.
This reminds me of the attention-whore, anarchist-poseur at my Alma Mater - a yuppie by birth, he entered college and gave up his Ralph Lauren for dirty bath robes and kombat boots - seriously, he'd be wearing nothing but a bath robe when it was 20 degrees out. He'd spend his summers dumpster-diving on the Seattle streets, all for the sake of dumpster-diving. One day I saw him checking out a magazine selling anarchist merchandise.
@SarahHeartburn: Maybe he meant sagging bosoms? Parker Posey is getting up there in age.
I think Ryan and Silda need each other right now.
Gave him a drum of what?
I'd still hit it, and I'd hit it hard.
He rolls with Parker Stevenson, Hardy Boys style!
I'd feed him cheez-its from my bosom and bang on those skins any old time, Ryan darlin'
by the week it seems that shits getting more and more biting and invasive. valleywag and gawker are turning into supermarket tabloids...only uncreative.
i mean, coming up with a story about a boy raised by bats or how obama is secretly an islamofascist alien infiltrator trying to break down the government so that we are prime for invasion by his overlords takes some braincells...or at least some weed.
this shit's just getting tired and annoying.
how did gawker miss adam's julia allison slam?
MUZZLE, PLEASE
Lulz, he said "eleventy" twice (twicety?).
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