Maybe we shouldn't thank our advertisers every week. After all, Chinh Nguyen seems to get more from her VP boyfriend by getting nasty. Then again, we don't know if we can match her "balla" brass. Thanks go to:


Alaska Airlines, American Apparel, Ashley Madison, BMW, Kenneth Cole, Microsoft, Register.com, Sprint, Toshiba, Unscrew America

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