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Stanley Fish Finds Right And Wrong Spectacularly Uninteresting

stanleyfish.jpegStanley Fish, the author, law professor, columnist, and one of the Times' innumerable bloggers, thinks it would be helpful if readers know exactly what his motivation is with all this highbrow writing he does. "Given a choice between being trivial and being ethical in any direction whatsoever, I'll take trivial (although I might want to debate the judgment), because ethics is not something I'm doing in these columns," he explains in his latest entry. How about superfluous, then? Would you consider being pompous and superfluous, Mr. Fish? Sure you would!

For the most part, it is not my purpose in this space to urge positions, or come down on one side or the other of a controversial question. Of course, I do those things occasionally and sometimes inadvertently, but more often than not I am analyzing arguments rather than making them; or, to be more precise, I am making arguments about arguments, especially ones I find incoherent or insufficiently examined.

That is exactly what we need in this crazy world.


But, in fact, a reader of a typical "Think Again" column will have no idea at all where I stand on the issues that catch my attention, because at least for the length of the column (as opposed to real life, which is much longer), I am agnostic on those issues and interested only in the way they are playing out in our present cultural moment. When, for example, I wrote three columns criticizing the atheist tracts written by Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris and Christopher Hitchens, I was motivated not by a belief in God — which I may or may not have, you'll never know — but by what I took to be sloppy, schoolboy reasoning that was passing itself off as wisdom. I could have been an atheist myself, and I still would have found the so-called logic of these books weak and risible.

Risible!

Is it the best thing to do? Is it good for the country? These are real questions, but they are not questions I take up, although a number of readers take me to task for the answers they presume me to have given. Cdn Expat writes that "Whether identity politics is 'rational' is hardly the question. The question is whether it is culturally and socially helpful." No, it isn't. That is Expat's question and I have no obligation either to ask or answer it. I'm just asserting the rationality of identity politics, not giving my blessing to it. Whether its exercise is culturally helpful is not something I consider. I just don't go there.

Is stuff good or bad? Stanley Fish just doesn't go there, y'all.

Well, that's his opinion, and I don't have a contrary one. I don't have one at all because I'm not doing moral parsing and find it spectacularly uninteresting. Calling someone a bigot and claiming the high ground for yourself may be momentarily satisfying, but it does little except provoke a response in the same mode. (It's bigoted of you to say that I'm a bigot.)

Stanley Fish is a dork! Wow, I feel myself momentarily satisfied, now that I have claimed the high ground. Can't wait to read the next column!

9:26 AM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
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  • Stanley Fish is arguably an argument against argument.

  • Image of lawyergay lawyergay at 09:36 AM on 03/14/08 *

    Stop teasing me Stanley! When, WHEN is Fish on Fish hitting the shelves?

  • Image of moff moff at 09:42 AM on 03/14/08 *

    It's 9:38, so I have to go take a shower now, but I think he's making a reasonable -- no pun intended -- point. I suppose someone could contend that 21st-century America needs more moralizing and less rigorous thinking, but I have a sneaking suspicion that the supporting arguments would just serve to prove Fish right.

  • I think the correct title of the book is "Fish on Phish." How ironic!

  • Image of KarenUhOh KarenUhOh at 09:49 AM on 03/14/08 *

    Wow. "Author, law professor, columnist" and "blogger"? He's claimed a seat in the First Four Levels of Murk. Now all he needs is to go into the clergy, politics, and auto repair.

  • Image of Tammany_Fall Tammany_Fall at 09:52 AM on 03/14/08 *

    He's the Deep Blue of bloggers.

  • Image of Theda_Bara Theda_Bara at 09:53 AM on 03/14/08 *

    I think a more interesting (though less compelling) book would be: Stanley Fish on Jane Tompkins.

  • Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood at 10:00 AM on 03/14/08 *

    I don't see what great sin of obnoxiousness Fish is committing (here, at least): I like the idea of poking at arguments made in the political sphere for their soundness, not their appeal to our moral natures. (On the other hand, since he's a man and not an angel, and it's at least theoretically conceivable that "mere" moral concerns might be tainting his arguments, it might be more honest for him to state where he stands on the issues he's trying to cover so coolly.)

  • Stanley Fish, bringing mundanity and a counter point to every point, ever, even his own, since 1938.

  • @Dickdogfood: Have you read much Stanley Fish? In context of his writing, his above statements seem a bit ridic.

  • Let's not forget that Stanley Fish is one of the guys who fell for the Sokol Hoax--stating gravity is a social construct--and published it as legit academic theory. But hey, if you're not interested in what's right and wrong, who cares about the true nature of gravity? How boring! If an argument sounds sophisticated, that's good enough for Stanley! Let's all go to Starbucks!

  • @moff: Fish would surely object to your suggestion that he's advocating a moral position in favor of rationality.

    Snarkless, I know, but I don't find his formulations "risible", "pompous" or "superfluous". There are many crusading writers out there who master prose and defend positions I support, but whose scholarship is dismal, and reasoning cringe-worthy. Which does a great disservice to those positions I support. Carry on, Professor Fish!

  • A friend of mine was at a Duke faculty meeting led by Fish years ago, and in debating whatever the issue of the day was an exasperated Fish exclaimed, "I just want to be right!"

    The short of it, and given Fish's embrace of deconstructionism at the time it makes sense, is that Fish doesn't like to take positions that people can challenge him on later, so he is purposely vague on some things, always gives himself an out, and states things in a way that always allows him to claim the reader misinterpreted his position. He is just a pompous guy who is only interested in trying to claim the intellectual and moral high ground, despite his assertion that he is not doing that. Therefore, he is deconstructed.

  • I think the deconstructed Fish comes with an instruction manual on how to put him back together again. Kind of like Humpty-Dumpty. Arguably. And ironically.

  • Image of Dickdogfood Dickdogfood at 10:36 AM on 03/14/08 *

    @Claystil: No, I haven't, apart from an article here and there, some of them absolutely ages ago. I know his rep for being "contrary" but would be interested in the full scope of any possible jerkery, especially anything that might cast darkness on what's quoted above.

  • Image of moff moff at 11:13 AM on 03/14/08 *

    @rosaluxembourgeoise: Fortunately, the disservice is mitigated somewhat by most people's inability to recognize cringe-worthy reasoning. So I don't know what we're so worked up about. We're just smartypants snobs, I guess. We probably drink wine!

    I don't know what I'm talking about.

  • It's IRONIC, dammit!

  • @rosaluxembourgeoise: As a friend once stated "everyone eventually agrees with Stanley Fish." If nothing else, the man covers the tracks of his sketchy reasoning.

    @Dickdogfood: His NYtimes blog re: identity politics is a good start. You can follow up with any and all of his literary crit. His work is regularly ripped by his academic colleagues.

  • @moff: Ha! We probably do.

    I should have gone with my first draft comment:
    "I thought Fish was more concise in Barney Miller."

  • Why, isn't he clever? Just arguing for argument's sake?

    How about his argument that it is irrational not to vote for Hilary Clinton? How was that an ironic non-argument?

    The guy wrote a good book on John Milton about forty years ago. Largely everything else he writes is like the piece above. Just because you mean to be confusing doesn't mean that you are not confused.

    Asshole.

  • To think that we will "never know" whether or not Stanley Fish believes in God!

    Which is worse: not knowing whether or not there is a God, or not knowing whether or not Fish believes in God?

    Asshole.

  • @Disbeliever:
    Thanks and duly noted. Fish's 1996 NYT attack on Sokal and apologetics in favor of Social Text were indefensibly dismal.
    [www.physics.nyu.edu]

    Insert joke about breasts/gravity/social construct.

  • Given the general consensus that Fish is full of shit, it makes perfect sense that the Times thinks he is interesting enough to put under their masthead.

  • This comment column reads like undergraduate evaluations. For a not very well-taught class. Students are grappling, but get all tangled in insult, indigestion, irony, and innuendo.

    Smartypants snobs? More like wannabe smartypants snobs.

  • Wow, that was four nouns that start with I in a row! Methinks a PhD wrote that! Still, how sad for Mr. Fish that not even the wannabe smartypants snob undergrads will swallow his tripe. Signing off for this chain!

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