Poor Lindsay Lohan may have run out of precious, precious money (and, by extension, precious, precious drugs). The troubled (haha, I said it!) actress hasn't really been getting job offers the way she used to and has been enjoying a rococo lifestyle that consists of spending $70,000 on fake tans and living in a $2,700-a-night hotel. Her only way out of this is a big role in a big movie that puts her back on the map! (She'll do it, you'll see! Someone get her agent on the horn!) Oh, and leggings. Designer leggings. "It will be a while before it comes out, but I'm going to do it. Some of them will have prints and some will have patterns. I love leggings," she recently said. Then she fell down the stairs. And talked more about leggings. Here's hoping that this faraway, crazy dream of making leggings becomes a reality for the very, very troubled (deal with it) young lady. [MSNBC via Showbiz Spy]

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