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Nicole Kidman's Bodyguard Kicks Ass

A photographer for Flynet was innocently... doing something yesterday, when Nicole Kidman's bodyguard rushed up and brutally attacked him! The attack was, predictably, caught on film. It resembles a rhinoceros rushing a jeep full of tourists on an African safari. What made the bodyguard so angry isn't shown, but it does look like the photog got pretty bruised up from the attack. The full clip of the bull rush is after the jump; when will they learn to just throw projectiles from afar, instead of trying to pull the paparazzi out of their cars?

2:16 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Hamilton Nolan
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contradicto at 02:22 PM on 03/14/08
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Man, that pap got smeared.
heartbreakturnip at 02:28 PM on 03/14/08
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I was bored until, holy shit, the man FLEW through the window.
JMacNYC at 02:30 PM on 03/14/08
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perhaps the bodyguard thought the pap stole Nicole's Botox stash??
gawksFromaRock at 02:30 PM on 03/14/08
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$$$
richardmarxhatesmyhair at 02:33 PM on 03/14/08
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"You beat up my friend" my be the wussiest thing, yet most hilarious thing, ever uttered after an ass kicking. Good for the body guard. Paps are roaches.
DonLaFontaine at 02:36 PM on 03/14/08
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Nicole Kidman's bodyguard (herein also referred to as "Defendant") ...
fileunder at 02:39 PM on 03/14/08
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@contradicto: Urban warfare.
MsMuffinMcGuffin at 02:41 PM on 03/14/08
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The overdramatic captions are hilarious.
vulturesquadron at 02:47 PM on 03/14/08
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Team bodyguards.
Greasy Thumb Guzik at 02:53 PM on 03/14/08
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@DonLaFontaine:
Hereafter referred to as Prisoner # 08-75948
Nicholas Carlson at 02:58 PM on 03/14/08
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Don't geet violant you motherfuckair
Knucklehead Babylon at 03:00 PM on 03/14/08
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That big'un earned his Hamburger Helper.
sharpeiboy at 03:08 PM on 03/14/08
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There is something strange about hiring someone that crazy to be so close to you.
MartyPants at 03:38 PM on 03/14/08
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waaahhh! I can't get the video to play. And you all made it sound so fun. A much bigger entertainment pay off than the fake girl-on-girl action vid.
Claystil at 07:06 PM on 03/14/08
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video no worky
TripMcCane at 09:10 PM on 03/14/08
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[link.brightcove.com]

Almost looks like something from Scorcese.
famousauthor at 10:56 PM on 03/14/08
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Is that for real, or a scene from her next movie, "The Britney Spears Story"?
vulturesquadron at 12:50 PM on 03/15/08
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Also, how does any self-respecting paparazzi not (a) hit the gas with a bodyguard hanging halfway out of the window, or (b) capture the beating on tape?

WEAK!

by at 05/12/08 06:02 AM

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