Enjoy the silence, indeed.

Girl's got shoulders like a longshoreman's!

this is like down the street from gawker HQ, isn't it?

I do not like what I see, and I am not calling Prophetic Links Entertainment.

need time stamps....dont want to watch the whole video

@mitchel_stevens:
...by that I mean in DUMBO. which is down the street from--oh, fuck it. execute me.

This is something on the level of Buggles.

"Eliot? Before we do it baby, mind if I pop in a DVD?"

Um, isn't Mysterious the female rapper from the first season of Diddy's "Making the Band"? The one who collapsed and needed medical attention after running 1/10 of a mile?

@mitchel_stevens: I believe that's Williamsburg. Or so I've heard...not that I ever go there.

DUMBO = street cred? I'd say it was a poor choice to shoot this.

Look, Pareene, I can refer to sex workers as whores. You can't. At least change it a little, like "nigga."

And all I have to do to get a "copy" of this is call some number in Brooklyn.

ZOMG!--00:49: EPIC FAIL DALI!

@hamburgerhotdog:
Oh god. It's not DUMBO, either? You've got a star--just, just do it. Make it quick. Please.

Dear Eliot Spitzer (Gansta name "Client #9),
Guess where your lady has been? Yep, you paid for what Mysterious and his crew got for free. Who's sorry now?

Have a great weekend.

xo xo,
RMHMH

He really shoulda picked a better song for his big break.

@mitchel_stevens: Crap you're right. I didn't recognize it without all the brand new condo buildings with floor to ceiling windows, all with stainless steel appliances blinding me with the reflection of sunlight. It's not nice to take a star from a blind person.

Is "shut up Brooklyn" applicable here? Yes.

The gangstas of DUMBO.

Who do I call if I don't like what I see, I ask you?

Wait, so he tells me the video is available now...at the end of the video?

That is mysterious.

here's mysterious' myspace prof: [profile.myspace.com]

surely, a life of prostitution is less embarassing than appearing in videos like this

Yesterday, while drunk, I commented that Ms. Dupre was an innocent victim and not a fameball. I thought we might get married and have a couple kids after she convinced me to stop breaking up companies and taught me how to walk barefoot in the grass. I am such a fool! (cries, runs off stage)

@heartbreakturnip: Seriously. 105 pounds my fat ass.

@myself: Not that there's anything wrong with that ! I like meat on a woman, I'm just saying.

Major propz to Mysterious for ripping off the hook from Depeche Mode's "Enjoy the Silence" for the chorus.

@collegecallgirl: if Emperor's Club considers bulletproof vests to be a requirement for safe sex, then I believe we have to look at Spitz's requests in a different light

@ragepotato: I, too, have sung the virtues of the A-to tha-A-to tha-D. Finally, this positively ridiculous "music" angle is coming out. Her neither-bits are still off-limits to snark, in my mind. This however, is fantastic. Isn't the whole point with being hot on the streets is to not wear a vest? Aren't your "wolves" supposed to keep you out of trouble? It's further proof how she's unfortunately connected to men who are spineless pussies. That, and the DUMBO thing.

I heard Kristen Ashley Alexandra Dupré Youmans had to sleep with Dave Gahan in order for Mysterious to avoid a copyright lawsuit. I have pictures. They are up now on my GeoCities page.

I'd rather watch ICP frankly. Just a crap video of crap dudes and a crap lady or two hugging their crap friends and making crap bling.

=( I dislike this kind of hiphop.

yeah...ugh...ugh.

Those words touched my heart. *sniff*

@Hamilton Nolan: The fucked up thing is that this is probably the best you're gonna get from Mysterious -- a corny sample and a hooker all up in the camera.

i thought she was in a cheerleading costume in this one?

This is my favorite video by tha hott producer D-Walentas, yo!

@Unfun:
I am the same height as her, had almost EXACTLY the same body when I was her age, and I was tipping the scales at 135...

yawn....

@The Girl in Black:
yah, they got good taste.

I don't know what disturbes me more: the complete assholeification of a song by Depeche Mode (love them), or the fact that a blow job from her most certainly costs more than the entire budget for this so-called music video.

Disturbes = disturbs

Damn pinot noir.

Wow...what an interesting thought - Ashley debuted in this seminal video by Pop Off. Additionally, Eliot popped off in another seminal video with Ashley.

Everybody - please don't hate. Thanks to Myserious' hard knock life on the DUMBO streets, we know that early morning interviews with Meredith Viera often require "25 extra clips" and a hooker to "strap on the vest to protect [you] from the Teks."

Looks like they weren't done with the video, but realized if they release it now they can capitalize on the apperance of dupre's linebacker shoulders.

Oh yeah. Nothing says 'gangsta' like a leased 3-Series BMW and a sidestreet in DUMBO.

I mean, come on. They were better off not using any car at all.