Welcome to the Gawker Locker Room: where maturity goes to die! Here your host and toastmaster Furious George will present a topic of discussion for open commentary, vigorous debate, and potential masturbatory purposes. Our topics will be diverse, random, juvenile, and vitally important. Either Melissa Joan Hart on Clarissa Explains it All, or Jenna Von Oy on Blossom. Oh, excuse me, I didn't see you there! You caught me in mid-thought. But it's a very important thought, and one I'd like you all to grin, bear, blush nervously, and consider aloud. This week the Locker Room wants to know: Who was your most embarrassing childhood crush, real or fictional, and why?

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