nobody likes me, lance bass, ryan seacrest, sad like tim gunn

Celebrities Well Aware That You Hate Them

Ryan Seacrest, American Idol emcee and probable gay, graces the cover of Details this month, looking forlorn next to a headline that reads "Ryan Seacrest Knows What You Think of Him." It's remarkably similar to Lance Bass's January Advocate cover, which featured the pensive-looking "singer" and the sad statement that "Lance Bass Knows You Talk Trash About Him." Why the similarities? Why the self-pity?? Jossip suggests it's because, you know, "there are so few things you can say about gay people to make them sound interesting." This is true! Also, no one likes Ryan Seacrest or Lance Bass. Click here for larger image, at Jossip.

5:24 PM on Mon Mar 17 2008
By Richard
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AndIAmTellingYou at 05:33 PM on 03/17/08
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Gayface is the new black.
brechtgirl at 05:33 PM on 03/17/08
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I thought that was Nick Lachey in the thumbnail.
MercuryPDX at 05:36 PM on 03/17/08
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@AndIAmTellingYou:
Old and busted: Minstrel shows
New Hotness: Drag shows
Political Party Girl at 05:36 PM on 03/17/08
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Seacrest OUT! [of the closet already, for chrissakes.]
Road_Rash at 05:37 PM on 03/17/08
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Why would those self important twats imagine I ever think about them at all???
mikedell at 05:37 PM on 03/17/08
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Brian Dunkelman admits to beastiality during college in July's American Canine.
BeRightBack at 05:38 PM on 03/17/08
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Does Barbara have to do everything now?
lawyergay at 05:39 PM on 03/17/08
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My feelings for Ryan Seacrest are a rather pedestrian mix of pity, fleeting lust, and the desire to counsel him--over, say, a couple of steaks (he's too thin!)--to never again kiss Teri Hatcher.
AuntPeniston at 05:45 PM on 03/17/08
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Damn Ryan Seacrest for laying waste to E! News! I just can't stand the sight of him. Now I have to watch the rehash that is the Daily 10 to satiate my cravings for important current events.
cashmny at 06:16 PM on 03/17/08
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One can only hope they interviewed his parents for the apparently unrelated cover story, "Would You Really Be Okay If Your Kid Was Gay?"

To which the only appropriate answer is of course, what do you mean 'if'?
VoxPopuli at 06:58 PM on 03/17/08
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@cashmny: Yes, I noticed that too - as well as the poor grammar in the headline.
I mean, I know it's not literature, but since it's technically a publication, shouldn't they try to be literate?
Goober_Pea at 07:05 PM on 03/17/08
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I guess I'm just so used to seeing his mouth just flapping about that RS just looks kinda fugly there. It's like his head is wider or something.

And I thought he had lighter eyes, so I just Google Imaged him and was treated to him both in a sweater vest and carrying a flame. In the first 20 pictures. Not even google cares anymore.
GirlWithTheMostCake at 07:20 AM on 03/18/08
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I was at a Margaret Cho show last week, when one of my best gay boyfriends excited turned to me to share the news: OMG, Ryan Seacrest was Merv Griffin's buttboy!

I have absolutely no way to back that story up, but I find it such a delightfully silly thought that I've decided it must be true.
secretagentman at 08:33 AM on 03/18/08
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@GirlWithTheMostCake: That's old news.