How is Fox News supposed to bring the REAL news to the American mainstream when they are busy fighting off a bug infestation of the newsroom? If only we were making a metaphorical joke about the network's tendency to employ cockroaches. We're not! A liberal media outlet, the New York Times, reports that Fox News discovered an infestation of the dreaded, disgusting BEDBUGS a few weeks ago "when an employee 'caught a bug and showed it to us.'" YUCK. But Fox News employees get even nastier than that: One of them brought the bugs in!
But the source of the bugs was not determined until the exterminator inspected the homes of about 20 employees. Mr. Vandeveer said the exterminator later described one employee's home as having "the worst infestation he had seen in 25 years in the business."
The important question here is, of course, who had the infestation? We always thought Shep Smith looked like he slept in a pile of bloodsucking insects, but obviously there's no way for us to say authoritatively, short of spending the night with Shep Smith, which would require quite a good incentive. So we ask you: Which employee was it? Guesses in the comments, or email us with actual info.