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And if it's so classy and special, why are they advertising for help on Craiglist? Let's see: a one-night job opportunity for "writers and lit types." It's a "high profile book launch for three distinguished authors," put on by a "literary and arts non-profit." You must have a "knowledge of contemporary literature, great references, [a] motivated attitude, and social grace is required." You'll be rewarded with a "competitive hourly wage dependent on qualifications." We hear Lauren Goldstein Crowe might be free that night.