Rascally old blurb machine Rex Reed was spotted by a reader while Reed was, uh, spotting him: "Shoplifting elderly movie critic Rex Reed cruised me yesterday afternoon on that super long escalator at the 53rd and Lex E/V subway station. I was going up; he was going down! I don't know what's scarier - the fact that I was cruised by Rex Reed or the fact that I can recognize him." Ohhh Rexy...
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