An Apple employee asks where to refer a coworker tasked with entertaining a "gentleman of interest" after meetings wrap for the day in Cupertino. Where to start?

• Find out what he's into first. Throw him a few options and let him choose. Drop the name of something somewhat socially acceptable, like a strip club or an outcall bachelor party service — Your Party Girls is a Bay Area standby.
• Strip clubs are a good place to start. For a group outing, a strip club like the Mitchell Brothers O'Farrell Theatre gives everyone options. After you all walk in together, your guest can tamely watch the stage show, or get some full-on GFE in a private room.
• Let the pros handle it. You're worried — correctly — that you may technically be committing conspiracy to commit prostitution. The world's oldest profession has figured this stuff out already. Just make the call or show up at the door, and they'll take it from there.

  (Photo of Trillian from Your Party Girls)

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