First you do things for art. Then you do them for money.

@famousauthor: will she do me for money? For $43,000 per screw?

We could just turn this into a Caption Contest using only Justin Bobby-isms: "Urrr, um... (BELCH)yeah, like, I can't really define this, it just is what it is. Yeah, (SNORT HOCKER BELCH). I mean, totally, she's just a good person (WOAHHH WEEEE SNIFFS ARMPIT)

Ugh, nude pictures are sooo two weeks ago. Everyone has nude pictures now. My dog has nude pictures. Basically, if they didn't charge more than six grand and/or bring down the Pope it's basically an article in Hilights.

@Toomanytomatoes: I think that's a good offer if you want to show her that you don't just consider her a "high end prostitute." Is your real name Eliot?

Um, wow. Surprisingly, do want.

She also took off her top lip for the photographer.

Conveniently, the new season of the Hills premieres on Monday at 10pm EST. Imagine that!

Large mams (fake or not) do not make up for the utter lack of anything else desirable.

She didn't know she'd have to be naked for Playboy?

@fiveinchtaint: I disagree.

@BK_KT: Can you believe it????

@TheHonJudgeSmails: I mean after like 5 minutes.

Justin Bobby would snort, then burp, then say "Huh?"

LA reality TV hot.

@Richard: Your title was clearly inspired by Rosie, am I right?

@Richard: "Nude photo scandal" is the new "advertising".

Judging by the vacant look behind her eyes, I'd say anyone with a treat or something shiny could probably get Audrina to pose again.

What's The Hills?

I'd go gay for a cuddle with Audrina, srsly. I think she's sweet! She has that dumbness that only comes with being in your early 20s, and I so relate.

Also, in the scheme of The Hills, having brown hair technically makes her a proud minority, in my eyes. Work it, girl.

Boner! I'll $%^& the droopy eyes right out of her.

//you know what i mean, bro?
///that is one FINE PIECE OF AYYSSS
////fraternity talk
/////rodeo tonight
//////Busch in a can

V.C. Andrews Rises From Grave To Write "My Sweet Audrina And Her Boobies".

This is like that time when it happened to me.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: Wow, that's very Jezebel-an of you. I, for one, find the ribbing on the arms of that sweater just atrocious.

@famousauthor: Then you do them to stay famous and to avoid the relative obscurity that reality tv dooms you to.

this idiot does not know how to look directly at a camera.
she is always staring at some great mystery up in the sky.

@Bloo_Kazoo: Reality TV is a step up for some of them.