Well done! Particularly impressive that you were able to recall (1) who Scott Storch is; (2) what he looks like; (3) what Ms. Dupre looks like, and (4) realize that this thing is like that thing!! You must have young brain cells. Hamilton.

(Also, it must be said that those babies are fucking cute!)

I love the welder's goggles.

Will somebody once and for all please declare those gogs fug and unnecessary?

I am mildy disturbed by this and thoroughly amused at the same time. Well done Hamilton. They look like an exercise in separating the douche from the bag.

I want to trash those goggles, but as a former callgirl she's probably just excited to do trends again. Anything that's not overtly sexy tends to mystify clients.

You know who I have seen together? Playboy's Miss August 1982 and Larry Storch.

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@bugupit: the more of the face they cover, the more necessary they are.

I'm glad to see that along with the entire Italian population of Jersey and Staten Island, these two have learned how to properly purse their lips.

What is "things i wouldnt fuck with tara reid's vagina"?
oh shit, we're not playing that game.

@hypocriteoath: Hmmm...then bring on the full-face bike helmets for these two.

Those glasses are the ocular equivalent of a zoot suit.

Are there sunspots in New Jersey?

@BettyCrocker: I was thinking they're more like the ocular equivalent of Uggs.

This is brilliant.

Oh, Ham, it's easy to tell which is which. The male one is able to close his mouth and the female doesn't appear to have that ability. Anymore.

Hooker, the Biker Scout

Those glasses are like Sally Jesse's revenge. With the Lesbian Biker hair, Dupre looks like she's wearing a windshield.

@hypocriteoath: Not to mention the all-important/ridiculous sign-throwing. Yo.

@hypocriteoath: I'm glad you left out the Italians of Long Island. My people are classier.

This post is various shades of awesome. Good job.

This is like The Revenge of the Bridge & Tunnel.

Between Long Island and New Jersey, it's like a tomfoolery sandwich.

@Helman: True dat. My ovaries twitched and my barren womb shrieked.

The photographer who shot the photos in the US gallery should be stripped of his camera and have his clicking finger chopped off.

Excellent work, Hamilton. How you pulled Scott Storch out of nowhere is pretty admirable. But these photos just ruined my fantasy of this girl.

Is it me, or is she morphing into Fran Drescher in that second pic?

Weak chins make me ill.

I have no idea who Scott Storch is and don't really care, but any excuse for you to run cute baby photos is fine by me.

@bugupit: right, nothing screams street cred like the peace symbol.

@Unfun: yeah, to the untrained eye, it's all the same but when you really get to know them... there is a slight difference: lacrosse.

@bugupit: don't insult fran drescher like that. me comparing her and julia allison is one thing, but saying fran looks like a hundred year old guido wearing a bike windshield is something else entirely.

@allyzay: @allyzay: Those aerodynamics will come in handy when the shit hits the Fran.

Is it me, or do the photos of 2AD (not to be confused with fab British record label 4AD) look like they were taken in a booth on Coney Island that offers a variety of hip and fun magazine covers?

Seriously. They look very Mickey Mouse.

Wait, which one of them is the Jewish one again? Oh yeah, that's right, the one wearing the gaudy silver diamond chain WITHOUT the crucifix. Almost had me, Gawker.

I'll go with them being the same person rather than twins. The only visible difference is a spray coat of fake sun tan.

Scott Storch sure loves to accessorize. I didn't know the Mr T. look was back in.

HA! Scott Storch! I don't understand how that guy can even look at himself in the mirror without hysterically crying/laughing over his own lameness. So gross.

I once was forced to do my hostessing gig at The Park in Chelsea, well-past-its-prime (and this was quite a few years ago) and this was the crowd. 1,000 girls like that, and a 1,000 guys like that. It was the ONLY time when I was there that our uber-hot multiracial security manager had to beat a coked up asshole to a pulp with his martial arts skills. And this was the place where Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck got engaged and many a washed up celebrity spent an evening.

So anyway, these pictures give me the heebie-jeebies. And that sounds so bigoted. *Shame*

Related or not, they've both got the Douchey Sunglasses Gene.

good god, what if they had children?!