Someone on The Hills Upset About Something

Oh no. The new season of The Hills hasn't even begun and Lauren is already angry at people and making life decisions. ("Spoiler Alert" I guess?) Apparently her friend and roommate Audrina betrayed her by making-up with Lauren's arch nemesis, Heidi, while Lauren was in Paris for the summer. Also while she was gone, ex-boyfrined Brody quickly got himself a new girlfriend (though I guess we knew that), and went public with the information. Naturally Lauren went crying to her best friend, Us Weekly magazine, to moan about the whole situation. "At this point, I have to question every person that wants to have a relationship with me, whether it's a friendship or a romantic relationship," she said bleakly. Poor broken Lauren. Hopefully whatever ratings bump this brouhaha gives Monday's premiere will soften the many blows of her tortured existence. [Us] After the jump, find evidence of why no one should ever go to Paris for the summer.

10:38 AM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Richard
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In Other News... at 10:43 AM on 03/20/08
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That photo FREAKS ME OUT.
contradicto at 10:45 AM on 03/20/08
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The questions she really needs to be asking herself is why the hell would anyone buy her clothes.
karion at 10:45 AM on 03/20/08
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I love that I knew exactly what was coming after the jump.
raphaela at 10:45 AM on 03/20/08
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Photo is seriously disturbing. meep!
In Other News... at 10:46 AM on 03/20/08
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I mean that GIANT BABY is about to poke the SMALLER BABY to DEATH!!!
In Other News... at 10:46 AM on 03/20/08
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So, best PhotoShop ever.
BK_KT at 10:51 AM on 03/20/08
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Ah, that Brenda fix was just what I needed this morning.

Also, I'm lovin' that baby picture. CREEPY.
Koreanish at 10:56 AM on 03/20/08
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I'm so over the Hills, I read this and none of it even entered my mind. Only the baby photo pierced my consciousness.

Oh God. Pun...
tudobem at 10:58 AM on 03/20/08
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And to think I used to like LC. She has really gone downhill from her Laguna days. What a pathetic whiny twit.

PS- Thanks for the clip. Genius.
BettyCrocker at 11:09 AM on 03/20/08
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Stab Baby Redux!
DorothyZbornak at 11:53 AM on 03/20/08
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I love that she just now seems to realize that these people hang out with her because she has her own show? Have we not learned anything from the skanks who continually hook up with those douchey guys on the Real World?
DorothyZbornak at 11:54 AM on 03/20/08
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@DorothyZbornak: Damn, someone needs caffeine because that first sentence is not a question.
Ceiling Cat at 12:03 PM on 03/20/08
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Can we just talk about old episodes of 90210 instead of anything about the Hills from now on please? The look that Brenda gives Dylan at minute 1:59 is terrifying.
nikaoh at 12:10 PM on 03/20/08
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@contradicto: HAS anyone bought her clothes?!
smartastic at 12:13 PM on 03/20/08
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leather vest leather jacket! thats going to be all over bushwick in 2 years, isn't it?
valet_of_the_dolls at 12:29 PM on 03/20/08
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I was so hoping the teaser was a 90210 reference, and it was...
Happy Easter, Richard.
The Dewd at 02:47 PM on 03/20/08
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The beginning of this really calls for an "oh noes!"
worth79 at 02:52 PM on 03/20/08
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age already - i think we're done with you lauren.
Buzz Killington at 02:52 PM on 03/20/08
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90210 was ten million billion times better than anything on television in the last decade.