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Craft-market website Etsy has an ingenious new thing called "Alchemy." You tell the crafters what you'd like created (a vegan jackelope, for instance), your ideal price (like, $50?), and someone will probably make it for you! We want a love-doll with Al Sharpton's face on it. Already, someone has requested "about ten felted eyeballs...I'm also willing to consider knit or crocheted eyes." [Etsy Alchemy]