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It may soon be time to dive back into the drawer containing your vast assortment of "Free [Insert First Name of Guilty Celebrity]" T-shirts, and fish out the one that started it all: Winona "Saks' Fifth Most Wanted" Ryder, the National Enquirer is reporting, has allegedly been caught once again with her hands in the klepto jar. (We don't even know why they bother to make klepto jars, really—it's just asking for trouble.) This time, the action takes place at a comparatively downmarket CVS drugstore in Hollywood:

According to the publication, when she left the store, she set off an alarm that drew the attention of a security guard.

A store employee is quoted as saying: "Winona had a bag of stuff, but she set off the theft alarm when she left the store.

"When a security guard stopped her, he found make-up she had not paid for."

And when she was asked about the make-up, Winona answered: "I don't know how that happened."

The store employee added: "We took unpaid items back and she left the store."

Yes, once the true shoplifting addict has experienced the mainlined rush of having made it through the exit hoisting a belly pregnant with loofas, waterproof mascaras, and Toblerone bars, no other high ever comes as close. We'd caution that in this case, however, it's much too premature to blame the incident on Ryder's sticky-fingered recidivism. After hours of scrutinizing various lipstick shades, keeping the Plumberry Wines straight from the Mata Hari Reds becomes an exercise in futility—who can really remember which one ended up on the discard pile? Until it comes out that Ryder was stopped by a security guard dragging a five-foot-tall, fully-stocked Maybelline standee out store doors, causing the red-faced actress to ponder out loud, "Oops—where did this come from?" we'll refrain from assuming the worst.