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CNN: "A Vest is Like an All-Day Hug"

Fantastic news! CNN Anchor Don Lemon was finally given permission by his new boss to wear a vest! Everyone at CNN is so excited about this that they spent like 20 minutes talking about how great vests are, and Lemon also showed off his reading glasses. Then he said an amazing aphorism that we are having embroidered on the dress shirt we've just torn the sleeves off of.

4:17 PM on Thu Mar 20 2008
By Pareene
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KarenUhOh at 04:23 PM on 03/20/08
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Antler ears. That's what they're wearing over on Bloomberg News.
belltolls at 04:29 PM on 03/20/08
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Well, at least stopped talking about how their roof was leaking.
BullfightsOnAcid at 04:42 PM on 03/20/08
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A vest is like an all-day hug.. and an ascot is like a 10 second reach-around.
DorothyZbornak at 04:46 PM on 03/20/08
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Real men wear vests.
AndSheSaid at 04:47 PM on 03/20/08
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But is he wearing gaucho pants? Because nothing compliments the vested look like gaucho pants. With a big ole pair of knee-high Frye boots.
thebaxterette at 04:50 PM on 03/20/08
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ummm it's DON lemon, and he's mine, fyi.
nyobserver at 04:55 PM on 03/20/08
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Only if it's too tight.
winniemc at 05:01 PM on 03/20/08
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My neck and arms are freezing cold, but my vital organs are protected. Everything's coming up vests!
SW-2 at 05:05 PM on 03/20/08
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Damn! This has re-ignited my crush on Don Lemon, which had sputtered after seeing him one too many times choking at the anchor desk on breaking news. He's CNN's daytime Anderson Cooper: ineffectual at his job, but gorgeous enough that we all sigh and forgive him.

C'mere, Don. I'll give you an all-day hug!
SW-2 at 05:08 PM on 03/20/08
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btw, does anyone insider-y know who the "new boss" at CNN is? More importantly, where's Don Lemon's barber?
AndSheSaid at 05:09 PM on 03/20/08
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A cumberbund is like a permanent circle jerk.
fasthugger at 06:05 PM on 03/20/08
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Oh, to be Don Lemon's vest for a day...
French Press at 07:03 PM on 03/20/08
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Vests, which overheat the torso and send sweat pouring out of the armholes, are best worn by shirtless manly-men. CNN doesn't have any of those, or else I'd be gooed to the set.
JeannieGrrl at 11:58 AM on 03/22/08
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All day hug, eh?
I'll take 12 and a room all to myself thank you.
Please send some cheese and wine, I'll be unavailable for a while.