Fantastic news! CNN Anchor Don Lemon was finally given permission by his new boss to wear a vest! Everyone at CNN is so excited about this that they spent like 20 minutes talking about how great vests are, and Lemon also showed off his reading glasses. Then he said an amazing aphorism that we are having embroidered on the dress shirt we've just torn the sleeves off of.







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Antler ears. That's what they're wearing over on Bloomberg News.
Well, at least stopped talking about how their roof was leaking.
A vest is like an all-day hug.. and an ascot is like a 10 second reach-around.
Real men wear vests.
But is he wearing gaucho pants? Because nothing compliments the vested look like gaucho pants. With a big ole pair of knee-high Frye boots.
ummm it's DON lemon, and he's mine, fyi.
Only if it's too tight.
My neck and arms are freezing cold, but my vital organs are protected. Everything's coming up vests!
Damn! This has re-ignited my crush on Don Lemon, which had sputtered after seeing him one too many times choking at the anchor desk on breaking news. He's CNN's daytime Anderson Cooper: ineffectual at his job, but gorgeous enough that we all sigh and forgive him.
C'mere, Don. I'll give you an all-day hug!
btw, does anyone insider-y know who the "new boss" at CNN is? More importantly, where's Don Lemon's barber?
A cumberbund is like a permanent circle jerk.
Oh, to be Don Lemon's vest for a day...
Vests, which overheat the torso and send sweat pouring out of the armholes, are best worn by shirtless manly-men. CNN doesn't have any of those, or else I'd be gooed to the set.
All day hug, eh?
I'll take 12 and a room all to myself thank you.
Please send some cheese and wine, I'll be unavailable for a while.
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