pitch. a "football"" field" is called a pitch.

pitch! it's a football pitch!

and, uh, nomnomnom on the both of them.

Pitch.

Is CBS News now produced my Magical Elves?

Looks like somebody has a little(?) man-crush on AC...

@hypocriteoath: @pssshwhatever: Shite.

hahahaha you people and your pedantry YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY I CALLED IT "FOOTBALL"

When you see him out of his suit, you realize how fucking huge Coop's arms are. They're beautiful and terrifying, like little bulbous razor diamonds.

It's like my brain is Jumanji and all my fantasies are coming to life! Depending on how the segment ends.

Football is the game you play where you kick a ball with your foot. American "Football" is a silly bastardization of Rugby in which closeted homosexuals take turns slapping each other on the ass. It should rightly be called "Assball."

@Pareene: why do you think I double quoted? it was a sign of acknowledgement and thanks.

why isn't posh spice in this anywhere :(

@DavidWatts: I know, right??

Better than Cute Overload.

@DavidWatts: and yet, no tush to speak of. squat hack, anderson, SQUAT HACK.

Becks, the power forward for western coference playoff hopefuls, the L.A. Galaxy, is in the end zone taking a penalty shootout. Watch his cleats as he curves a slapshot past the Grey Fox! That's why Beckham's LA Galaxy squad will win the World Cup this year.

i see nothing relevant here that i don't already see from my office window.

I never understood the appeal of Anderson Cooper. He's so bland.

Now Coop probably wishes he'd spent as much gym time on the calves & glutes as on the guns.

The doc who delivered my second kid was a Sicilian who spent much of his time in a mind-bending football frenzy. It was during the World Cup and I nearly had to lock him in the delivery room.

@DavidWatts: ummm....no. I actually was surprised how rail thin he is. Those muscle t's aren't doing anything for him. And look very silly on a 40-something year old. The Coop has a Peter Pan complex!

This makes me want not to watch '60 Minutes' for another 28 years...

If only this episode of jocksniffing could turn into, well, an episode of jocksniffing.

@KimGordonsPanties: Ha! Brilliant, and seconded.

@tribalpottery: Ohhhhhh snap. I think you just done gone and outraged a whole lot of people. Best start runnin' now.

I hope Coop remembered to protect his bits and pieces while he was in the goal. Those footballs can hurt when they sock you in the junk.

@FitnessMadeSimple: I just don't him all that cute. Of course, Gloria Vanderbilt's son would be gay. I prefer Will Arnett or Joel McHale in terms of boringly handsome.

Assball, OK, but honestly-English footballers admit to drinking TEA at halftime.

That's as gay as anything about American football.

"Beckman's powerful leg" is totally a euphemism I'm not getting, right?

@digitalsmoothie: It's all been isotonic-pretend-science-water for at least the past ten years now in football/soccer.

And, as a tea-drinker myself - OUTSIDE, NOW!

@DorothyMantooth: I don't think Victoria gets it either, my darling.

@DorothyMantooth: Yes, but not so much a euphemism as "power forward."

My gaydar just broke.

Not that it was any good.

Even when other ladies are hitting on me.

Well, it looks like the Easter Bunny is going to be leaving a little extra sweet and yummy something at the bottom of my basket this year.

@tribalpottery: Don't worry, I was not offended. I prefer the fairer sex. Though I do admire his ability to look young in spite of gray hair.

Please, please, please tell me there is a big sweaty, muscley pile at the end this segment.
Please

OMG SO GAYTASTIC!

@VirusWithShoes: Heeeee!
But she has so many fashion-ier-mided pursuits to occupy her!

@La Cieca: That and "tight end" are some of the most provocative expressions in the English language.

@Itsjustcatnip: Right? It's like Saturday night in Williamsburg!

Coop's got big guns.

@donmiguel:

Saying it does not make it so.

@VirusWithShoes: For the record, I'm a tea drinker and a football-the original football-fan.

That said, to the smoking porch for fisticuffs!

All I keep seeing is an ad for Mr. Clean with Febreze. Apparently this new cleaner is "right at home with tough stuff" and "removes stains in two ways". Mr. Clean is bi too?