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A YouTuber (no, it's not the same one who gets a million views whenever she stares at the camera, yes I'm sure they all look alike but bear with me) explains how to max out "cute Japanese girl" playability. Turns out it's even simpler than bashing your head against a wall screaming "why doesn't anyone watch my carefully made skits?" Just play Japanese music, flash a peace sign, wave, and stare. The most popular girls don't talk, just like in the good old days!

Blogger John Carney points out the many YouTubers who've followed these instructions and made the most bafflingly dull fad since all those people who watched each other watching each other.