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Ohh gosh. Britney Spears, calamine-stained wig collector and sideways recording artist, has of late been spending some time with David Hasselhoff, well respected star of the television series Baywatch and the film Floor Hamburger for Algernon. The two were introduced to each other by Britney's father Jamie, which makes mother Lynne "incandescent with rage at Jamie's stupidity." After all, Hasselhoff (also a famous baloney salesman in Germany) has had some substance problems of his own and may not be the best pal for old Britney walnuts. Lynne thinks it's all a cheap publicity stunt so Jamie can get some buzz for a new business. But it's possible that Britney is getting something out of these meetings (which involve watching many episodes of Knightrider and practicing "primal scream therapy" in the back yard). A neighbor says of the rendezvous: "Britney turns up looking like she's carrying a big bag of bad on her back and the noise can get a bit much, but she always leaves with a smile on her face." Though, the "big bag of bad" is just the Hoff in a papoose, which they use for their secret morning constitutionals. [Showbiz Spy] After the jump, exclusive video of one of their get-togethers.
Historic Meeting of the Minds in Los Angeles
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9:42 AM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By Richard
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The headline for this item should have been "Might Ride Her."
I do not believe any member of Clan Spears n Cheetos has ever been legally incandescent.
As Slit Whitman so famously said to Courtney Love, during one of the frequent turmoils that marked his stormy spirtual mentoring of the starlet in the mid-90's, "Vaya con Do-Si-Does."
Kitt could possibly take care of the paparazzi.
I can see it now. They'll be just like Forrest and Jenny, two peas in a pod. She'll teach him how to drink and he'll teach her how to dangle.
@Mike_Jahn: Kitt is paparazzi. After the show went off the air, Kitt had trouble finding another talking car gig and eventually fell into taking pictures of the stars with his spy camera for cash. Didn't you see the E! True Hollywood Story?
@Calitri: Did you enjoy AMC's Forrest Gump marathon over the last few days too?
That video is mesmerizing and creepy. Which, I suppose, is the point.
(It's Britney, bitch)
(I see you, and I just wanna eat a cheeseburger.)
*giggles*
Everytime you go and fall down
Just wanna get an extra bun for you
(Pu- Pu-) Public consumption of ketchup
Feel's like no one else on the floor (but you)
We can fall down like there's no-one around
We keep on eatin' (We keep on eatin')
We keep on eatin' (Keep on eatin')
Cameras are flashing my way
dirty floor
And they keep watchin' (And they keep watchin')
Keep watchin
Feels like the crowd is saying
[CHORUS]
Burger on the floor
Gimme more
Burger on the floor
Gimme gimme more
Gimme (cheese)
Burger on the floor
Gimme gimme more
Gimme more....
@FitnessMadeSimple: Unfortunately, no. I was caught unawares. However, I do have a strange fascination with the film and will watch it periodically to keep it fresh for just such an occasion. In fact, it's probably better that I didn't know because I would have gotten nothing done this weekend.
@BettyCrocker: I love you.
"Floor Hamburger for Algernon" just made me accidentally inhale my sip of coffee. So now I have a new huffing addiction, thanks a lot.
@VoxPopuli: The same line just shot coffee out of my right nostril. Amazing.
Why's everyone so dubious? Look at what he did for Pamela Anderson.
@Bell County: This makes me wonder who Britney has avoided dating Tommy Lee.
I meant "how" not "who."
Its like "Copenhagen" for the My Name is Earl generation....sigh.
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