Disgusting is the new sexy.

Wouldn't Anal Ease or Slim Fat have been better sponsors?

Barf.

Team Trent!

Oh Richard, that's fucking perfect.

No man skeeves me out as much as this man. I see he is dropping some poundage, but sweet mother of Christ, what's with the hair?

"Dick In A Box" One Second Later

i can't believe how many people showed up to this party and pandered to him just because they fear being lambasted on his blog

Blobby sperm sashays of the K-Y House.

K-Y VP of Marketing (r.) Quickly Realizes Fantastic Error In Judgment

Perez Hilton Throws Down the Gauntlet to Baba Wawa and Her Astroglide

Repentent Blogger Emerges from the Confessional

KY lubes another untimely entrance.

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!

KY - When All You Want Is The Scent Of A Woman

K-Y lub booth produces unusual result.

It may just be the KY, but he's starting to look like Sir Elton

But why is the hair done with KY? Maybe it's the "warming" kind.

No. No. No.

Another Satisfied Customer Got His Joint Greased at Jiffy Lube

He's wearing white shoes. Enough said.

Bloggers who live in K-Y houses shouldn't throw parties.

K-Y "Keep Life Sexy" Makeover Contest Winner Governor Mike Huckabee is ferosh in Wayne Newton's old boots!

SERENITY NOW!

What the hell does the state of Kentucky have to do with lube, anyway?

Carnie Wilson wins hairy arms contest, lifetime supply of personal lubricant.

This photo makes my butt hurt.

Lubricated Threshold Averts Tragedy, Begets Another

@Sarcastro: It helps the OxyContin go down.

KY booth produces painful white discharge.

Do not want.

To Prepare For A Hot Date, Perez Hilton Sticks His Butt In the "K-Y Jiffy Lube" Booth

@lionel-mandrake: Ha!

K-Y: The Choice Of Assholes Everywhere

"White makes the stains less visible".

He shows up to other people's events dressed like effing Carmen Miranda, but to his own b-day party he dresses like a waiter at the beach club in Ocho Rios.

Debbie Reynolds Gets New Wig, Eliminates Feminine Dryness

Between iPhone and Wine Stands Freshly Lubed Swine

Magical K-Y Time Machine Makes Elton John Thirty Years Younger

Party Talk With Janet Reno: Sponsored by K-Y

K-Y Offers "Free Prostate Exam" Booth As A Public Service, But Perez Hilton Won't Let Anyone Else Have A Turn

@MisterHippity: Ha!

I've had the displeasure of working with him. He is a stupid, stupid person. It's pure luck that catapulted him to whatever this notoriety is that he has.

Festive minotaur guards magical gates to the land of personal butt lube.

"I'm Dr. Hilton. Welcome to my exam booth. Now this won't hurt a bit ..."

John Candy comes back from dead, thinner, gayer.

End of Internet Traced to Single Photo. Usage Dropped From 500 Million Per Day to Virtually Zero. "You Expect Us To Log On Again After Seeing That?" Say Former Bloggers in Mimeographed 'Zines.

@TedSez: I think you may have set a record for the longest initial-capped comment in the history of Gawker. :-)

"This Man Shit In My Kitchen. The He Peaced."

"It's Not A Mousse? Please God Don't Tell Me It's Also Not Toothpaste."

If only KY were around in his mother's era...perhaps she would have enjoyed more anal and never conceived this miscreant.

Elton John Look-A-Like Contest held in Kentucky.

He has to lube himself up just to get into those pants.

sooo gross. :::shudder:::

WD-40 Stock Plummets to $2 Per Share

@MisterHippity: I keep the AP stylebook with me at all times, just in case.

Woman Points to One Thing That Will Make Her Receive That Gentleman

Someone photoshop a graffiti dick and an arrow on that photo pronto.

Even his face is greasy.

Queer Teen Angel To Persuade Blogger To Go Back To M.I.T.

Woman Demonstrates Amount of K-Y Needed to Get Him Out of That Box

"Pieces Bar" Ambassador Emerges From Embassy

KY introduces its new method of birth control

Doctor Hilton, Celebrity Proctologist

Dorthy pulled the curtain back and discovered the Glory Hole Wizard wasn't a Wizard at all!

Antidote To K-Y

KY: For Your Ass Or Your Face Or Your Ass-Face Or Whatever

Okay, Why?

What happens in Perez, stays in Perez. Regard the hips. But where are the celebratory jazz hands?

He looks like he's going to be Marc Anthony's next wife.

Did they have to lube him up to squeeze his fat ass out of that booth?

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