Gawker
Oh noes! If you read Page Six magazine in Sunday's Post, you would have found it impossible to ignore the item warning us about the possible upcoming reality show... starring Star magazine talking head Julia Allison, her bestfriend, handbag designer Mary Rambin, plus their other friend, former hedgefunder/current techblogger and "heiress to the Sun Microsystems fortune" Megan Asha.
"The premise: the trio are starting an online business together, which a source close to the show says will give it 'more gravitas...'" Indeed it will! Allison has denied this rumor before, but since it's all up in the magazine with a big picture, and in Asha's blog, we think it may be true! Hey gals: if you're gonna be on a reality show for reals, you're no longer allowed to get all up in a tizzy about occasionally ending up on Gawker!
Also reported by P6 regarding the current rash of NYC-centric reality shows starring fameballs: "The 10021" (that's the Upper East Side), starring socialgay Kristian Laliberte, diamond heiress Annabel Vartanian, Devorah Rose, editor of Social Life mag, and male model Teddy John. (Rose gave a priceless quote to Emily Gould last year when asked why she worked at Social Life despite her "serious" interests: "Um, because it's easy?")
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But what about her BLOG???!!!!!1! I mean Megan Asha's.
do not want.
Sorry.
Will they call it "Looka-mai-boobies!"?
Gravitatas
OMG what will become of us all? i mean, i can't wait!
Sad Three's Company
Just like The Hills, only even less will happen!
Wake me up at 10 pm EST tonight.
@KarenUhOh: indeed!
I'm not saying any more nice things about Julia Allison until she okays my Myspace friends request. Dammit, Julia, Cynthia Plaster Caster said yes!
It's like 'The Hills' except without any of the sincerity and heart.
LOLCrap.
It will never happen. The only way complete nobodies get a reality show is if they are cute, blonde and Californian.
The part of Jakob Lodwick's brand-diluting moustache will be played by a schnauzer puppy.
Petticoat Junction Box
@belltolls: Amen.
Cool, this will be like Keeping up with the Kardashians, except this show will be focusing on these short bus candidates.
That Bitch
In honor of their obvious inspiration T.S. Eliot they should call it 'The Wasteland'.
@BettyCrocker: I giggle like a fiend everytime I read your catchphrase.
Little House of Vapid Morons on the Prairie
So basically a camera will follow them from restaurant to restaurant where they will not drink, not eat, and do retarded lipdubs in a manner that makes nearby strangers blush?
Meghan better get a stupid lap dog if she wants to run with those two.
Why do you have to spring these things on me on Monday?
Virtual Celebrity
I can't wait to not watch that.
Three Girls and a Little Eating Disorder
Wait, haven't I seen this before? I feel like I was younger...
I can't wait to see the Kreepie Kats remake of this. It will, at least, be worth looking at.
Who's Smarter Than The Network Exec Who Greenlighted This?
Pleas and Spanx
Two and a Half
Battlestar Self-Absorbia
A Year of Living Pointlessly
Gossip Rag Girls
Leven's a Crowd
Hate Is Enough
@BettyCrocker: If so, then I will watch.
Tampon Obstacle Course
If You Film It, They Will Come
Soulless Train
The Simpleton Life
we already know about the internet business she intends to start, so this will be a tv show about an internet show about a tv show ? Downright Dostoyevskian.
Fifteen Minutes
Dirty-Something
Many Bang Theory
The Shills
Wonder Bread Woman
The Biggest Losers
The Holy Trinity, obviously.
Oh, and last I checked? There ain't much of a Sun Microsystems "fortune" any more.
Dead Wood
The Three Masturbateers
The Three Stooges?
Hag Trek
America's Next Top Dawdle
Leave it to Beaver
Silver Poons
The Triplets of Bull-ville
T.J. Hookers
Which one's Julia?
Sneer Factor
Twats Happening?
The Nay Team
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Diaphragm
Titty Titty Titty Bang Bang Bang
Be-bitched
I have to say, with as much poop is flown in the direction of Julia Allison this is what reality TV show is. True nobodies becoming famous. Julia's life is a reality show. One that we willingly watch.