This is almost the exact opposite of my money-making gentlman's club idea. Three words, my friends: bacon-wrapped strippers.

Guess they didn't grease enough palms!

...what about stripping is non-vegan?

Unless they're handing out free sushi platters, I see no issue.

Fish tacos would have gone over well with the lesbian set.

an establishment built around vices that simultaneously incorporates the idea of a super-healthy lifestyle choice is kind of a mindfuck. no wonder.

something tells me the dancers there were hiruste, empowered womyn

Carl Karcher, Lovie Yancey and Al Copeland just rolled over in their respective graves.

What an ill-conceived idea. Even in Portland, how many lactose-intolerant men could there be?

Vegan strip club? I think it was a typo.

As with veggie burgers, you pay twice as much for half the enjoyment.

um. maybe it didn't work out because it was a non-smoking strip club too.

i fail to see why this didn't take off though: "(It's) vixens, not veal, and sizzle, not steak," Diablo said. "We put the meat on the pole, not on the plate."

@andheartss: i guess a true vegan stripper- what with the restrictions from consuming any- um- animal "products"- well, humans- specifically human men- who are technically animals and all.....anyway it just wasn't working out.

What the add forgot to point out was that the club was actually inside a yurt.

@KarenUhOh: and straight!

Tempeh strippers are just no substitute for the real thing.

I love bony asses and clavicles.

Sure, they were Vegan but their thongs were found to be very high in lead.

@Colonel Mustard: It depends on how you cook them.

wait. is this the same place as this?

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Vegan men are far outnumbered by vegan women and can get leather-free nekidness for free.

OK I don't go to strip clubs? But it's hard for me to believe that the food served is a differentiator among competing establishments.

@depardoo: I get it!

For the closing number, the girls used to spell out FREE TIBET with their bodies to Bjork's Declare Independence.

@mathnet:

You've always understood me.

Try again in Williamsburg.

I laugh when I see flyeres for strip clubs offering a sushi lunch buffet special.

Are you allowed to be both naked and vegan?

@collegecallgirl: Ooh, I'm imagining some ranch dressing showers too.

Whenever I geo to a strip club I get a craving for a nice, juicy burger.

I had no idea we even had a vegan strip club. I guess they didn't do their homework with our non-smoking hotel casinos.

Sorry folks.

They probably couldn't compete with Portland's Acropolis, which in addition to having the best steak and beer selection in the city has a very thorough salad bar.