Vegan Strip Club Thrown to DogsS

The country's first vegan strip club, of course located near Portland, OR, is up for sale almost as quickly as it opened, via a minimalist Craigslist ad: "Own your own gentlemen's club. Beautiful interior. Good times. Email for more information. Serious buyers only." So the vegan thing isn't working out? P.S. to prospective buyers: NO FATTIES!