The Narrative Arc of Kelly Kreth's BreastsKelly Kreth has a brand-new body... and she wants us to know it! Last Ash Wednesday, the fired NY Press sex columnist, real estate PR bunny, an unapologetic attention-seeker had her second breast-reduction, she told us in an email. (She's also known for going on a disturbing date with dysfunctional serial womanizer Paul Janka.) Explains Kreth, "The first reduction 5 years ago took me from a nearly DD to a big C. Within a year I was a big D again." Damn, they grew back! "However, in the last year they were just so annoying and huge so I just got another reduction... Fingers crossed they stay small." Calculated PR move from an expert? We don't know; we suddenly feel kind of dizzy. And yeah, we've got a SFW photographic timeline.

These shots are after the first reduction, but before the second, Kelly tells us.

The Narrative Arc of Kelly Kreth's Breasts

And the below photo is after the second reduction: "Insurance didn't pay this time. I had to pay nearly 10K." Sometimes, even breasts have a narrative.

The Narrative Arc of Kelly Kreth's Breasts