Somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked the the girlfriend that I had in February of last year.

Congrats, squirt.

Uh, time to patch things up with Justin Bobby. Actually, time for some more naughty little school girl pictures too, Audrina.

Actually, Lauren had the producers cast him as punishment for Audrina bringing Heidi into the Apt. Even though the producers made her do it.

imnotoscar.com?

if his real name is "mitchel," my name will offically be the gayest in all of the web.
side note: he looks like Bill with a haircut.

Grody to the max!

What will truth and time do this season?

back pocket handkerchief tails are back? I wonder what his signals.

Why are they casting 7-year-olds in "reality" shows?

Is that his natural gait or a contrivance? Interesting to see if they permit that on The Hills.

He writes the songs that make the whole world suck.

@mitchel_stevens: You're fake name is having a rough day. If it's any consultation, I always thought of you as a Mitchell Goosen type but spelled without the unnecessary "l" to accentuate your unique uniqueness and efficiency.

I wonder if this guy realizes that no matter how many tattoos he gets, he's still going to look like a ten year old girl. Oh Mitchy.

@Calitri: ah..."your"

@Calitri:
apparently my fake name shares a porn star, a pastor and four university professors.
i'm cool with all them--this guy and the youtuber/disney intern/tischie? not so much.

He walks like Elain's coworker on Seinfeld who didn't move her arms. So. Weird.

Everything about that was depressing.
Everything.

holy shit, less cowbell!

Mitch was in my high school class. I never expected anything less of him. Lost in Line forever!