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So Hillary Clinton has been going around saying that she is qualified to be president of everyone in part because she was shot at in Bosnia once, in 1996. CBS News dug up their original story from that Bosnia trip, and it turns out the "sniper fire" was actually a little girl, with a flower. Some card spliced the report with the recent Clinton speech about how dangerous that trip was, what with all the "evasive maneuvers" and such. Busted! New York compares Hillary to memoir-faker Margaret Seltzer, but that's unfair: Hillary went to Bosnia with Sinbad so she's still got cred that no one can touch. Full clip attached below.
Hil's Dangerous Bosnian Adventure Perhaps a Bit Exaggerated
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4:13 PM on Mon Mar 24 2008
By Pareene
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50 Cent is nine times more qualified to be President than Hillary.
It's like the time the kittens did a surprise foot attack from under the sofa and I embellished it into Sigfreid and Roy's tiger mauling.
Informing us that Sinbad is a "comedian" may be her greatest public service to date.
Sheryl Crow challenged the comedian's version of events, asserting that she, herself, was so terrfied she had to use two whole squares of toilet paper.
and, aaah, and aaah... and that is what happened.
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she was locked in the cockpit. CockPit.
Hmmm. Cockpit.
While Chelsea was left with Sinbad. SinBad.
Hmmm. Sin Bad.
Sinbad is obviously an Obama supporter so it's easy to discount his take on this, but I'm surprised that Whitley Gilbert has kept so quiet.
She and Dwayne Wayne were the Bill and Hillary of Hillman College.
I stubbed my toe and started the First World War.
It really hurt.
@FitnessMadeSimple: That'd make Hill 5.5cent?
What the...!?
Excuse ME, but there were Serbs, Croats and Albanians there. Do you have any idea what a volatile mix that was/is?
Have you ever had a native Albanian try and speak English to you? Have you!?
It's like OMG!, WTF! are they going to kill me, eat me, or defoliate me!?
Anyway, when is spring coming to NYC!? I'm so cold I could etch out the Bear in Bear Stearns with my nipples.
The only danger I could see was to the poor girl....
@VirusWithShoes: Last Wednesday, as I was innocently drinking Colombian coffee, the the FARC sprained my ankle.
@McCheeburger: You'll find more Albanians in the Bronx than in Bosnia. See also: Kosovo and Albania.
@rosaluxembourgeoise: True story. Morris Park probably has more Albanians than the rest of the world combined.
@rosaluxembourgeoise: Right, but sometimes Kosovar refugees move to the Bronx because they're scared for their lives...while Albanian-Americans leave the Bronx, and fly to Albania, to fight in Kosovo. Totes confusing!
@HOPSCOTCH: Especially since Mrs. Clinton's lips tasted of Olde English and chronic smoke.
At least the clip explains why she was wearing that evasive Bosnian hair-do. In the next interview she can explain her role in inventing the internet.
Luckily, Hill's hair helmet protected her from any potential sniper fire.
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