• By Richard Lawson
    Mar 25, 2008 1:29 PM 3,362
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    "I Taper Down to a Single Point, You Know."

    [Lindsay Lohan and friend leaving a Los Angeles nightclub last night; image via WENN]

    BeGee's new line beats the original, "Someday I'll Be A Real Girl."


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