The Pick-Up Artist, that peculiar VH1 reality show about a behatted k.d. lang impersonator named Mystery who helps nerdy men sleep with busty and lusty ladies, is coming back for a second season. And they want you, you big lame-o virgin dork. The casting agency (Impossible Casting, heh) recently sent out a call for men, 21-30, who are "shy/socially awkward when it comes to interacting with beautiful women" and who have "no clue what women want." (So, basically men who are sober, yes?) This is basically the same call that goes out for Beauty & the Geek, I'm guessing, except the intended end result is the boning of hot women rather than the befriending of them. Oh, and it's also totally cool if you're just an actor pretending to be one of these poor saps: "NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE. DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES," says the casting email (loudly). So there you go, straight men who are awkward around women you'd like to sex (or are actors hoping to hitch their stars to Mystery's onyx-plated wagon), here's your chance. Full email after the jump.

Friday, Mar. 21, 2008, 11:02 AM Pacific

VH1 PICK UP ARTIST SEASON 2 (NY Release)
Reality TV
NON-UNION
Pay Rate: Weekly compensation + Grand Prize for Winner

NY Casting: Impossible Casting
Interview Dates: Currently casting
Start Date: June 6-July 3, 2008
Location: TBD

SUBMIT ELECTRONICALLY IMPOSSIBLE CASTING

NOTE: ALSO INCLUDE PERFORMANCE VIDEOS OR ACTOR SLATES IF AVAILABLE.
DO NOT SEND DEMO TAPES.

VH1's "THE PICK UP ARTIST" and MYSTERY are BACK! WE ARE NOW CASTING
GUYS TO BE ON THE SHOW
[ GUYS ]
Are you a quirky yet likable guy that has trouble when it comes to
picking up women? Would you be classified more as a "geek" than a
"stud" with women? Do you think most girls are out of your league? Are
you confident in other areas of your life, just not when it comes to
figuring women out? WE ARE SEEKING GUYS 21-30 WHO ARE ONE OF THE
BELOW:
1) YOU ARE MORE GEEK THAN STUD
2) YOU ARE SHY/SOCIALLY AWKWARD WHEN IT COMES TO INTERACTING WITH
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN
3) MANAGE TO SAY ALL THE WRONG THINGS WHEN INTERACTING WITH WOMEN
4) YOU ARE INTELLECTUALLY GIFTED BUT SOCIALLY STUNTED!
5) YOU MAY BE CONFIDENT IN OTHER AREAS OF YOUR LIFE, HOWEVER YOU HAVE
NO CLUE WHAT WOMEN WANT

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