This lovely spring morning we bring you nice refreshing tales of a washed-up singer trying to claw her way back into the precious limelight and of a lonely television producer who, in a twist befitting O. Henry, hires a young lady, for her special services, whom he's already hired for a reality show. The sad chanteuse is first, from the Mirror: "Which faded pop star is so desperate to resurrect her career, she is shamelessly touting her CV to James Bond producers and Hollywood bigwigs?" Reality TV scandal after the jump.

When you are trolling the internet looking for a hooker, the last thing either party wants is to be recognized. There is a very popular reality show on right now. At one point, one of the women on the show just was there one second and gone the next. It may have something to do with the fact that when a producer of the show hired an escort, our reality starlet was the one who showed up. Since they both had something on the other, an agreement was quickly reached and our reality star turned escort was given a nice chunk of change in return for leaving the show and never talking about it again. Well someone is talking about it, and somehow I don't think it is our married producer.