It doesn't look like he shaved- oh.

Can we PLEASE not make this guy famous, even on the intenets? PLEASE? I don't think I can handle another one.

"Like, I did a lot of legit musical theatre...and you know like, like, contemporary theatre."

Definitely not the straightest of, um, sentences.

He looks like SJPs husband in that photo.

@4_Chan!!!!!11!one: YOU CANNOT STOP PROGRESS.

SIT UP. GODDAMMIT.

@4_Chan!!!!!11!one:
listen, i've been meaning to ask you this for a few days. i mean, c'mon. if you want to make him un-internet famous, it is so easy. it takes like two minutes, some refresh and a few instances of copypasta spam and we can keep him firmly on page 0.

or are you a fair-weather /b/ tard?

You're too good for him, Richard.

@Richard:
also, if we can prove he's just a Disney marketing gimmick, can we get a star? or more video of Denton on things with wheels?

@mitchel_stevens: Denton on wheels??

@KarenUhOh: Totes.

@Richard:
wait...
here it is:
[www.vimeo.com]

denton on wheels.

@Richard:
also, to be internet paranoid:
have you noticed that Craig is only contacting NYU theater people on his little Subscribers list?

did he say I am "toast excited" instead of "totes excited"

I like either.

@Heather Fink: he absolutely said toast.

Didn't somebody point out a few days ago that he links to some viral show about a guy moving to NYC?

And for a theater "gay", previous videos show that he couldn't take the time to put his posters up nicely. Come on, a true theater queen would have those suckers framed.

Phony.

Will someone please go to Broadway Babies where he supposedly works and find out if this dude is for real? And then find his girlfriend and give her a little reality check.

I didn't watch the video, but from the screen grab - looks like an "O" face.