Forget your Document Freedom Day gift? No nookie for you!

Once a year, I have trouble falling asleep, I'm just so excited. I say my prayers to the developers of OpenOffice, slide under the covers and just lay there thinking about all the documents I'll get to open in the morning. There'll be text documents, and spreadsheets — maybe even presentation slides! Only after a few hours of listening for the pitter-patter of comma-separated reindeer do I finally fall asleep. Well, that day is here again this year — Document Freedom Day! Google's Zaheda Bhorat can hardly contain her glee:

So wherever you are, join the fun and support your freedom to access your information.
Seriously, though, shouldn't this just be called "Screw You, Microsoft! Day" or something?