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I'm saying Eliot Spitzer for every one of these Blind Items from now on.

You'll find that anything is possible in Spitzland.

we can still call someone a playboy? can i be a gadfly then?
(also: i'm going to go with michael douglas as the playboy.)

When conducting an affair it is alway good to be sure one is bigger and stronger than the slighted husband. Also be sure no firearms are owned.

Insult to injury -- Leto was 65 lbs overweight at the time.

Colin Farrell because I watched The New World last weekend so it has to be him. The woman in that movie? IS AMAZING. That movie? ISN'T.

This is sooooo Flo Rida.

Which ne'er-do-well rakehell has been making the beast with two backs with a consort beldame? The choleric cuckold bids fair to thrash the rapscallion!

It's either Hugh Grant, or that ex-British Army Captain/Equestrian Instructor that's Prince Harry's father . . .

I never had sexual relations with that woman.

The Continental. Or Tim Jeffries.

Meh, those British women all look like they've been rode hard and put away wet.

Translation: I don't care.

@Toomanytomatoes: That's why thinking Park Slope moms call ahead!

Clay Aiken

Ewan McGregor and Helen Mirren?

Bill Clinton is obvs porking Silda Spitzer.

Colin Farrel.

Is Jose Canseco somehow involved in this? Top, bottom, side, bat, whatever?

Justin Bobby

@TerseNursePornstein: Or Gregg Jeffries.

Is this another chapter in the Clooney/Fabio feud?

@econdave:
Wow, whatever happened to Gregg Jeffries? A million-dollar smile and an IQ of 3.

JC Chasez....évidemment

@mitchel_stevens: Only if I can be called a barfly.

Or a jezebel.

The man is Colin Farrell. I work for the Four Seasons Hotel. Farrell, a lady pilot in uniform, and two men checked into our facility the last weekend of March. Farrell took a suite with an adjoining room, and two other rooms for the two men. Farrell's luggage and the woman's luggage was taken to his suite. The bed in the adjoining room was not used and did not require housekeeping. Farrell's men met with our hotel security and explained an outstanding issue concerning the woman in his company and her "ex" husband. We were briefed later and instructed to not allow anyone by phone nor in person any info, but to contact Farrell's staff.
Every word is the truth. Farrell stays with our hotel often when in town and this is not the first time this lady has been with him. When housekeeping serviced the bath areas of Farrell's suite, we were told that the woman's personal items were on one of the vanties in his suite, not in her room. There was an issue regarding the high speed Internet connection in the adjoining room. We were told the woman was only using the room to spread out her laptop and files. Shes not only a pilot but some kind of business executive.

I live in NYC and often see Farell coming and going out of the Gramercy Hotel and the Four Seasons. Usually he has a man that has black hair with him. I've heard about him being seen in taxis with a woman in uniform. I bet she's the pilot. They wear uniforms with ties and stripes.