Beyond Whitney: More of Kola Boof's Osama bin Laden

Favorite songs: "Rock Lobster," B-52s; unspecified Van Halen.

Favorite TV shows: The Wonder Years, Miami Vice, MacGyver.

Complexion: "Zesty salmon-orange."


Best Osama dialogue that could be a hip hop lyric: "Dance like a Caucasoid girl!"


His Prerogative [Harper's]

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