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For every 500,000 views he gets, Soulja Boy is putting up a freestyle on YouTube. Sample lyrics by the creator of "Crank Dat" and "Yahhh": "I don't give a fuck I'm fresh, what you damn think?" I can see the history of music melting, Old Dirty Bastard is rolling blunts in his grave, and yet my ass is involuntarily bouncing.
On the one hand, it's pretty awesome to open your second big single's music video with a ringtone of your first single. On the other hand, it's a song about how to be a prick.
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please make it stop!
reason number 3,467 why aliens will have a good reason to kill us all.
I'm glad that 12yr old threw a rock at tour bus!
"Crank Dat" makes "Who Let The Dogs Out?" seem like "Tubthumping".
@TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: On the other hand, what is the official name for the literary puns in some user names in the Gawker universe? This is pretty much the only place online where the craft of clever/funny user name is praticed regularly. And on that note -- @TotalEclipseOfTheSartre: -- this name made me laugh and spill diet Mountain Dew. I expect dry cleaning contributions in my PayPal immediately
@donmiguel: Thank you.
Move over, Shakespeare, there is a new bard in town.
how to cure involuntary ass-bouncing?
hmm...try saying the phrase "lovely lady lumps" three times aloud and clicking your heels together. If that doesn't work, I don't know what to tell you.
Nothing is sadder than his flunkees shout HA! in the background.
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