The old parlor game of F/M/K (Fuck, Marry, Kill) is now F/U/C (Father, Uncle, Cousin), former Gawker and noted flaneur Joshua Stein has decided. This week, you pick from Bill Clinton, NYT film critic A.O. Scott, and "legendary boxing trainer" Lou Duva as your dad, uncle and cousin. Choose carefully! Your choices surely reveal Freudian things you'd rather not dredge up. [These Are My Memoirs]
F/U/C is the New F/M/K
12:02 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
By Sheila
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Whatever happened to just playing duck, duck, goose? These games are too complicated.
OH GOD, FINALLY, MY COMMENTS WORK.
Now if only I had something to say.
Problem: You can't choose your family, but you can choose who you fuck, marry, and/or kill.
Also, Is that "Bill" pic a Bill Clinton/Ted Kennedy mash-up?
I told you he was a flaneur!
Who says you can't fuck, marry or kill your father, uncle or cousin?
This is legal in some states.
I chose whatever titles weren't conceived by the ex-gawker editor.
Lou Duva is awesome, but he's the uncle. Bill Clinton for the father. A.O. Scott as the (creepy) cousin.
He's my sister. And my mother.
jv
Isn't it "Fuck, Chuck or Marry"
m/f/k left to right.
i love a. o. scott so much it's not even funny.
I'm going to marry my cousin, fuck my uncle, and kill my dad.
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