There is no excuse for this, no matter how gay.

Hipster Goes And Ruins Perfectly Good Abs

My tummeh, let me show you it.

Someone tell Luke Petty that trucker hats went the way of Uggs.

This tattoo is the reason Jason Preston can get away with any kind of gay bitchery in my book. Effing genius.

Man shows me, depressingly, where a belly button is supposed to be.

"They were all sold out of 'Mother.'"

Way out west, they got a name
For rain and wind and fire
The rain is Tess, the fire's joe
And they call my abs Mariah

Creepy Hanger-on Continues to Make Everyone Want to Hit It In Spite of Themselves.

Somewhere in New Jersey, Mrs. Preston nee Goldberg is standing in the walk-in closet of her bedroom wearing a heather gray cashmere cami, wondering, "Where did the hoodie for this go; it's supposed to be a twin set!"

@Helman: Crap -- Luke Perry, damn it.

Get Carey'd away.

@Richard: His is awfully high, isn't it?

"Good luck with your love handles!"

In addition to the Marc Jacobs and Mariah tats, you there there has to be one of Madonna. I wonder where that one is.

@Richard: I think that has more to do with wearing his jeans low enough for a prostate exam to be performed.

@tribalpottery: On his ass. That one appeared after he broke up with Mad.

This really really really makes me want to watch "Tudors" Sunday night!

Whatever Look I was going for, I missed.

Two things:
Am I supposed to know if that tat used to read Marc?

I swear I recently saw a pic of him and the end of his belt was on his right side. Does the switch signify that he is single?

Man's Hat Costs More Than My Wardrobe; Hoodie Has Fake, Non-Functional Buttons

Man Uses Mariah Carey 'Zine to Demonstrate New Silly Putty Stomach

"And Now, I Shall Present Absolute Proof that I Am Currently Wearing Knickers."

"Hi, Aram!" Said a Drunken Jason to the Dyslexic Tattoo Artist

@CaptainFantastic: Here's the pic I remembered: [gawker.com] . I was mistaken. The end is on the same side, but the buckle was to the right of his first belt loop, now it's in the middle. Maybe this is the signifier? I'm sure no one else cares.

@MattGaymon: It's sad because it's true.

Groin Tat, Trucker Hat, Don't Hit Dat

"Now Do You Notice My Belt?"

"Okay, you can pay me in deutschmarks, but this is the last button."

@valet_of_the_dolls:

I disagree. It's hittable, theoretically, in two dimensions because it's a photo of a guy that covers the basic notions of what "hot" is supposed to mean. And yet I suspect that five minutes in his presence would rid me of any desire for sexual congress, or even sexual house of representatives, with him. Just a hunch.

@CaptainFantastic: I was wondering that myself.

That man's belt cost more than the entire outfit I'm wearing today.

Ummm Kitten? Pariah is with a "P", k?

I like it. Come say hi to daddy...

From Basil Hallward's POV as Dorian Gray (with Picture) Channels Jeremy Piven

@Elektra: I really enjoy "sexual house of representatives."

he didn't pay for that belt- he got that as a prize from a bukakke contest.

The butterflies are on my cock.

Leader of the Lambs.

@Richard:

Thank you. I'm merely walking what's left of my wits, to quote a script that I rather imagine is near and dear to your heart.

That said, I suppose that if he put it in front of my face, I'd, you know, taste it. I'm mean, I'm only human. Le bete humaine.

OOOOOH. That so should have been my commenter name: Bette Humaine.

@Elektra: I would also hate to be the "Prime" minister in those "houses of parliament", if you know what I mean.

@Elektra: Now, why you wanna ruin everything by having standards?

@Elektra: Jesus H. Christmas Trees! We're working here!

@Elektra: I mean, if all you need is pictures, it's out there. Manhunt never disappoints. Except like, constantly.

And after all that, he still pronounces it "Maria."

Jason Preston Confuses Ps, Ms

@BitchSetMeUp: and the charm bracelet?

Little does he realize that when written in script, MARIAH is an upside-down ambigram for YOU R EW.

What is that scary painting of Paul McCartney on the left?

#1 'Glitter' fanclub president.

Look at the expression on the portrait, perfect!

Undaunted Dilettante Flaunts Many Serif-ed Font

@In Other News...:

I've never really been Safe for Work. Safe *at* Work, sure.

Hope I didn't scare you, or anything.

That will get him some dates if he ever goes to prison.

@Elektra: Um, my cubicle just moved.

Treasure Trail Leads to Glitter

@In Other News...:

Step into my office, baby.

@Elektra: You know that scene in Office Space, where the guy takes a drill and knocks down a partition wall? It was like that.

Come Hither, Cum Thither

@Elektra: Human resources can go straight to hell.

*grumbling*
blasted whore avatar
GO AWAY!!
At least pick a decent looking FEMALE hooker if you feel the need to foist an avatar on me!

Delta Lambda Phi Initiation Scarring

Carey's Retoucher Gives Up, Resorts to Captions

I just don't understand the gays.

@Richard: Bellybutton does seem rather high. Maybe he just has a freakishly short torso and he shaves his pubes and pulls his pants down to compensate (though I suspect he would do that regardless).