Brilliant, let's replace JA at Fox News with these adorable talking heads.

We should definately peach Bush.

This would be great if I didn't suspect that's a daiquiri.

That production has Republican written all over it. I have to go puke.

Next week she should dole out the Executions.

This makes me appreciate my friends so much more.

The kid's already got the Fox News smirk down pat.

ironic that the toddler is doing her best to explain political-sexploitation while wearing a "princess" outfit.

i can't wait until this generation grows up and instead of playing quiddich, they have jousts.

She seems cute but I hear she's a horrible landlord.

What really upsets me is that if Kathie Lee Gifford had made this video ... and had used a Chinese kid ... oh, suddenly it would be a scandal!

"Elliont" sooo cute.

@BalknChain: i think condi peaches bush every night.

She'll never be able to relate to another human being again.

"mommy and daddy made a whole bunch of cookies for their kids, but presdent bush and his friends raided the cookie jar .... and left nothin but crumbs"

@JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: Ugh, I was totally gonna go with the daiquiri angle, but you beat me to the punch. Well played...

Btw... Can we get this little girl a guest spot on "Red Eye?"

@Bell County: Nice. Return of Pearl.

@Bell County: She's a really mean cop too!

My favorite moment is when she says "girls gone WILD!". I can't be cynical about this. It's adorable and hilarious. All the moreso because she's dressed as a princess and drinking a pink daquiri. (@JessicaLovejoy: Stars & Dykes Forever!: good call!)

HAHA.
at the 1 minute mark.. "Elliont paid for (makes blow job looking face and runs her finger around the opening of cup filled with pink fluids)..."

wow.
intentional? genuis?

@beirut: I'd say you're reading/watching too closely. And what do pink fluids have to do with a blowjob? I think someone needs a trip to the urologist pronto.

@beirut: @ian spiegelman:
And I was wondering how a three year old knew about rimming...

@beirut: I noticed that too!

@valet_of_the_dolls: Holy Jehosaphat! How did we get to rimming? I thought I had read all the Spitzer coverage and learned that he liked to do it bareback with his socks on, as if that wasn't gross enough. Is there some evidence that he was a salad man?

@ian spiegelman: Lordy, no. And I certainly don't want to be responsible for starting that rumour.

No, just a play on that little circular motion Princess made with her daquiri glass.

@ian spiegelman: who said they were related? elliont got the beejer and the pink cup!

@BettyCrocker: hahaha good. i didn't want to be alone.

@valet_of_the_dolls: Ohh... Now I get it. Coz that's how you rim an ass!

@beirut: Er, ummm. Okay?

The whole scandal confused me, and NOW I get it. They really do need to replace all cable talking heads with 3yr old princesses.

My mom explained adultery to me (hey, I learned about it in church!!) as a man goes to the beach with another woman while his wife is at work.

Awesome!
I need to start hanging out with more 3-year-olds.

A 3 year old just taught me how to delicately ask for a rim job.

Since when do three year olds attend school?

That being said, it's pretty damn funny - especially for you partisans. Hypocrisy and abuse of power is non-partisan.