• W.I.R. will be brief, this week, as your day editor is already late for drinks. (For "drinks.")
  
• All of the people we rely on to make fools of themselves on the internet for our amusement are getting together to make television shows.
  
• There's a place in France where the naked ladies marry the President.
  
• Balls! Just one of this week's many varied and enlightening listicles.
  
• Liberty Mutual did a bad, bad thing. Drug user David Seaman did a dumb, dumb thing, on Fox, because of the drugs.
  
• Then we yelled at people who like Macs and iPhones because why not?
  
• Annie Leibovitz: racist. Against the Germans!
  
• The Marc Jacobs break-up inspired us to consider Facebook romance.
  
• Everyone is fat! Fat fat fat fat fat!
  
• Oh no! Scorpions!

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