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- W.I.R. will be brief, this week, as your day editor is already late for drinks. (For "drinks.")
- All of the people we rely on to make fools of themselves on the internet for our amusement are getting together to make television shows.
- There's a place in France where the naked ladies marry the President.
- Balls! Just one of this week's many varied and enlightening listicles.
- Liberty Mutual did a bad, bad thing. Drug user David Seaman did a dumb, dumb thing, on Fox, because of the drugs.
- Then we yelled at people who like Macs and iPhones because why not?
- Annie Leibovitz: racist. Against the Germans!
- The Marc Jacobs break-up inspired us to consider Facebook romance.
- Everyone is fat! Fat fat fat fat fat!
- Oh no! Scorpions!
