· They announced Kathy Lee Gifford's addition to The Today Show family this morning, apparently the final clause of her Eternal Betrothal to Satan back in the early '80s. (Fun Fact: Née Kathy Lee Epstein, Gifford "grew up in a culturally Jewish environment, but she became a born-again Christian at the age of 12.") [Today]
· Stars of the WWF have been relieved of their bitch-tits for the sake of public decency. [Orlando Sentinel]
· A Bahamian inquest rules Daniel Smith died of an accidental overdose, like his mom. [ABC News]
· A list of 166 songs allegedly deemed inappropriate for airplay by ClearChannel in the weeks following 9/11. (Probably old news, but new to us.) Oddly, Ashlee Simpson's "(Like A) Jet Plane Slamming in the Towers of My Heart" is nowhere to be found. [Wikipedia]
· SNL's Kenan Thompson narrowly avoids a Mary-Ann fate. [TSG]

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