Meaning that if something happens to McCain after Jan 20, '09, she can personally lob the missiles into the men's room at the Qom shrine.

Thats cool, but shouldnt she be kind of pudgy and out of shape cause she's working so hard for peace or at least global security?

I barely have time to work out and I'm a tv producer. She's the secretary of state.

From what I hear, and have read, and have seen, she can also out-genocide me too.

Unfortunately, you can't work off evil bitch.

How many Super Squats can she do?

In Israel they have a Hebrew slang word named after her: "lecond" (spelling?)

It roughly translates to: run around, have a lot of meetings and do nothing.

Also, that picture made my penis go concave.

@Chaim Gnadelstein: That made me literally spit out the water I was drinking. Thanks!

Pretty sure the only politician that can "out-life" us is Dennis Byrd.

no, I will bench press her face.

The cardio is essential for those grueling Ferragamo-shopping outings.

Are you saying that she's trying to bench underhanded in this picture? 'Cause that might explain that pained expression... Also, I thought she was brighter than that.

She is not doing a bench press there. She's doing the horizontal pull-up thing. It's a fact. 30 Helens agree.

She is sooo "juicing"...

i've read that she's the current occupant's gym buddy; apparently they both lift more than they think

No surprise there. You've gotta in pretty good shape to bury all those bodies.

also, is that a taxpayer funded personal trainer spotting her therer

@MrMisterJ: She doesn't cry. She doesn't masturbate. She doesn't comment on Jezebel. She has plenty of time.

Lou Dobbs would attribute her strength to all that cotton picking.

Nice biceps, though.

Incidentally, all of the strength training helps in her and GWB's dominatrix/gimp role playing games.

Oh please, I know I'm not the only one who's questioned the REAL nature of Condi and Bush's relationship.

I always figured she stayed in shape by hauling and slinging the Bush Administration's bullshit.

LMAO UMD. Chaim and Ricardmarx. And after her six days of cardio and lifting, she'll be heading to shop at Ferragamo like she did during Katrina. Condi is a gay white Log Cabin Republican trapped in a black female lesbian body.

P.S. Hate her politics and hate her and what she stands for, but she worked the hell out of that black Matrix number in Germany I think.

@Mike_Jahn: God, how I wish that tool Dobbs had said "cotton-pickin'" on the telly. What an assclown.

her face can scare me away. not the fact that she can bench press like a man.

April Fool's!

@DorothyMantooth: it's actually quite good for you as long as you keep good form but I agree with fiveinchtaint, she's doing horiz. pull ups

Tear it up, Condi!

Damn. Condi could tear a bitch up.

She needs strong arms to protect Our Freedoms. Because the terrorists hate Our Freedoms. Condi is the only thing standing between us and the terrorists who want to burn our Bibles and our flags, make our white women their sex slaves, force us all into electric cars and above all- encourage sodomites. Those terrorists, they hate our freedoms, but they love gay sex.

@hypocriteoath: Underhanded benching is good for you?! I gotta say, as someone who did a tiny bit of training during a misspent youth, I don't understand the physics of that at all!

(Also, yes. The angle of the bar across her body definitely seems to indicate that she's doing pull ups.)

Looks more like the Saddam Statue Pulldown, which she follows with 3 sets of Iraqi Puppy Triceps Toss, finished off by a quick Regime Change.

@semiserious: Hee hee.

This press coverage adds to the mountain of evidence that the general election should have bee moved up to January.

And out-drink! Just look at my icon!

She reminds me of that Harvard girl profiled in the NYTimes. Y'know, the one who leads an abstinence club and goes for a long run whenever she feels The Urge.

The baby from Eraserhead can bench press more than me.

Does anyone need anymore evidence that she's a ______?
You fill in the word.

@BooWahBabe: How 'bout this random factoid from Widdicombe:
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I wonder if there's any correlation between her war and excercise schedules, like if Iran should brace itself when she starts doing squats again.

@AndIAmTellingYou: interesting ... but we already knew she don't play nothing shaped like that.