Surprise! Odious strip of Laffy Taffy Heidi Montag is voting Republican. The Hills star recently told Us Weekly that she'll be voting for McCain because "he has a lot of experience." When boyfriend, manager, and Weasleys' garden gnome Spencer Pratt suggested she maybe shouldn't make a public endorsement, Montag replied, "I don't think anyone cares who Heidi Montag votes for." Heidi Montag is right. Heidi Montag can vote for whomever she wants and no one cares. Heidi Montag would like to go home now. Heidi Montag seems to be stuck in this chicken wire.

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